OMG, this is another ah lian lookout.
Lookup people!
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Read her english, its atrocious.
No offense to you.
Ni shi xiao cynthia, wo shi xiao baby,
wo men xi huan xiaozzz. -.-
Lame fuck

HoHa, Paper and I have been pretty busy
with our lifes but heres a few minutes we're sparing
you.
In case you have not woken up out of your
fashion dilemma, heres a tip.
WAKE UP NOW!
Cuz, today, we shall discuss what suitable clothes
you can wear and emphasize your good areas.
#1: Have boobs, flaunt them but not sluttishly cuz
honey, thats just gross.
#2: Have too much boobs? Try to hide them by not wearing
spags. They just emphasize that area too much.
#3: If your clothes are awfully lame and boring
we propose that you read seventeen's america and fins out what
you've been missing.
#4: Play to your body shape. No hour glass? Don't wear those kinds
of clothes but wear clothes more suitable for your bodaye.
#5: Please please please, do NOT wear lame shirts such as
number ones, like 60 or something.
AND DO NOT WEAR FBTS OUT! EVER!
#6: Just feel comfortable with what you are wearing and don't
look as if you're embarressed, look PROUD and walk gracefully.
Not AhMah ish.


So, The End.

LALALA!
WE ARE BACK! (:

Our latest segment of lians
yet, why do we hate those painful looking smiles!
Gosh, haven't all of you tried doing that in the mirror
sometime? Don't you look rediculous!
Oh baby, yes you do and those are just some weird smiles
we see in our ah lians in school and such.

Now, we use some of our five senses to spot the ah lians
if you don't already know how.

Clues to spotting ah lians:
#1: Rebonded hair ( your eyes )
#2: Their camera smiles and their positions ( eyes )
#3: Listen to their horrendous way of speaking english. ( ears )
#4: What they wear out such as; flip flops, fbts, super frickin'
short shorts, THEIR CLOTHES! ( eyes )
These people never seem to know how to have a dress sense
don't they? (:

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